Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
