who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
