I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
