Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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