im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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