yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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