As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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