the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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