I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Randomize
