Pants 0. Shit 1.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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