you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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