his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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