well you can't waste a boner
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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