It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Randomize
