I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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