I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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