you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Randomize
