My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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