i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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