I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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