Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
When are your genitals available?
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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