Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
Randomize
