Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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