I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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