Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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