How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
Randomize
