went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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