You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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