Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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