I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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