We won't sleep together?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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