Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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