i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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