Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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Goodbee
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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