I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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