just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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