I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
I think my moral compass just broke
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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