I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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