it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Are we still banned from the library?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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