butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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