Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ugly people sure do ruin things
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
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