have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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