is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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