So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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