this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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