You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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