I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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