Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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