yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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