I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Randomize
