She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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